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it could be worse. i could be a sophomore in high school
if youre a sophomore in high school just know that youre literally at rock bottom right now i promise it gets better from there
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This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!
This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.
Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.
10/10 would recommend
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one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don’t think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
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Burger King Brazil’s Pink “Barbie Burger” gives me SpongeBob’s special jellyfish jelly Krabby Patty vibes.
A couple months ago we literally had a SpongeBob burger/etc combo on BR BK with the jellyfish jelly krabby patty!!
It looked like this: (it’s was NOT the pink sauce, we don’t have that shit here lol it’s just smoked mayo and pink food coloring)
Fenda do BK is a cute pun in which BK = bikini, like BK Bottom (fenda do biquíni = bikini ass crack alshddbjabdk)
They even decorated one BK!
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